So my friend (sister kinda but not really but she totally is my sister even though she technically isn’t) Bekka is over. And has proceeded to sorta hijack my blog. (which I guess she can do forever, since I gave her my password….) (half of this blog is probably going to be her typing whatever she wants. However, i am still having her type this). Love her though.
She is like a flower blooming during a sunrise. She’s marvelous. More wonderful than anything you could ever imagine…BEKKA. STOP IT. Right, sorry. Anywho…
Welcome to my insane blog. (I’m probably going to use this half for venting half for posting funny crap. I’m not supposed to use it to vent, but SHHH don’t tell my parents. What they don’t know won’t hurt me.)
I am going to use the next post for venting. Just so I can spare you.
I’m a HUGE How I Met Your Mother fan. I am getting semi-depressed over the fact that Bekka (who really is awesome. That is legitimately my opinion. She’s not hijacking this part of the blog) is leaving for Honduras this summer and she can’t come visit me. =( (Sorry Bekka, I know I am giving you a major guilt trip, don’t come over during the night and kill my entire family) (Bekka says: Who do you think I am? A violent sociopath? No. I am not gonna kill you. I am just gonna torture you by ACUTALLY leaving to go to Honduras. HA. Take THAT.)
Hate to bother you with this, but I am going through some abandonment issues (my best friend of 3 years has suddenly decided that she doesn’t want to hang out with me anymore) (I like parenthesis) Sorry, I am suddenly being whiny.
I have a HUGE thing for Dr. Cox in Scrubs. I am Jordan and I WILL marry him. Yes, I know this is just revealing more of my issues.
I have never been able to walk because of something that happened when I was born. It didn’t cause any permanent cognitive damage (thank God.) and I hate that people always make that assumption.
Now that we’ve gotten the deep crap out of the way……I am going to let Bekka hijack my blog and post unimportant yet endlessly fascinating crap on my blog and EXPLODE YOUR BRAINS. =]